There was a horribly boring 1-0 Red Sox game last night. Somehow, baseball has managed to remain a major sport in the U.S.

You've been knocking out some legendary trollbait lately. It's tremendous theater to watch the masses get so riled up. Keep it up!

Welp. I feel a helluva lot better about playing Portugal on Sunday.

We gift Mexico a spot in the World Cup and they return the favor by rooting the hardest against us. Classic. Muchos huevos.

Blue Jackets and Padres I agree with but I think the Jaguars and Bucks are probably the least hated NFL and NBA teams. Who gives a shit about Jacksonville or Milwaukee?

Well then I must be dumb too, because I don't see any problem with this punishment.

Ha, now that's funny. We all have our little neuroses, for sure, so I understand.

And I bet Colon wasn't actually very good at Burger Time either!!

Burrito bowls, son. Way less mess (and carbs), and I feel like it's slightly bigger so you get more of the good stuff.

You're a miracle worker or something because I've always been charged that terrible price, and I'm a sexy sexy beast.

Anna's is a bit overrated, but it's like half the price of Chipotle and their al pastor (pork with pineapple) burrito is the fucking tits.

Not to mention it's also supposed to be a gigantic party that will be held in a country where alcohol is prohibited and has oppressive laws against women and minorities.

Only 8 different teams have won the NBA Finals in the past 30 years. And yet somehow people still watch basketball. Weird, huh?

No I think I'll stick with four, thanks.

Breathlessly demanding details about an alleged statutory rape in 4 separate threads is fucking creepy, broseph.

Toucher and Rich in the morning are the tits, though.

His "ability to gain recruits has fallen off" so much that he only had 29 runners win all-conference honors and had the French guy finish 5th nationally in the 800. A steep decline, for sure.

Seriously. There is no way that can be correct. Or this country is way fucking fatter than I thought it was. Maybe I should make more trips to the midwest and the south.

I was thinking the same thing when I saw that lead picture. It's unbelievable how quickly the lack of steroids shrunk his frame.

The goal was scored a little over 2 minutes into stoppage time. There was so much time-wasting and fake injuries in the second half, 5 minutes wasn't unreasonable.