I don't know whether to laugh at all the incompetents who didn't get your joke, or feel depressed that so many people don't have reading comprehension.

Larry Johnson would be the MVP of that team.

That was a lot of anger and effort for something I wrote 12.5 months ago and was told the error of my ways. Might want to pump the brakes, Rambo.

At least it's better than that time they tried to build an igloo together. "These rumors got to stop!! #EskimoBrothers"

I'm sure a bunch of debt-ridden 22 year olds will be extra stoked that a super rich 79 year old man will be giving a speech to them instead.

The one girl is asked her birth date, and she doesn't even know the year she was born. These broads are THE BEST.

NIGHTMARE FUEL.

I was 13 years old and golfing with my dad at our crappy local course. If I shot below a 55 on the 9-hole course I would be thrilled - I was not good. The 6th hole was a par 3, raised green surrounded by a little stream with some large trees to the left of the green. Naturally I shanked my drive, very left into the…

I think this is hilarious, and perfectly reasonable. Dude can be my captain any time!

Man, I wonder what stevefenic has to say about this topic.

Their name was Bamboo Dong. A damn shame it wasn't allowed to continue because it would've been a tough out.

I'm sure it's been mentioned, but the best part is at the 3:45 mark with the instant replay of one poor schmuck barreling headfirst into a tire stack and bouncing off. Classic.

Their name was Bamboo Dong, and it was glorious. A real shame it had to be pulled.

Perhaps the gentleman in the stands reaching into the field to steal the ball from his own LF, Bartman-style?

I think there are about 3 pictures of him actually training in that entire photo essay. Let's pump the brakes on this headline just a bit.

So the ridiculous group that every year walks in Star Wars outfits, they're celebrating Irish heritage? Give me a fucking break.

I'm a big fan of ciders and I recently tried Stella Cidre for the first time and it was by far the best I've ever had.

...where 87-year-old pilot Sharon Trembley was practicing takeoff and landing maneuvers

[redacted, my memory sucks, sorry] But yeah I think it was just that Illinois was horrible.

I came here to say the same thing!