The dude behind the gored guy has just given up on life.

Holy shitballs that is horrible and awesome.

So the City Council just agreed to a measure that they have already budgeted as a loss of $6 million per year? Brilliant!

No worries, clearly it didn't do a damn thing anyway...

It actually sounded like he called him at some point like 3 or 4 minutes into the video because I heard him rattling off the guy's license plate number.

I still wear my free t-shirt with the 2001 PSU schedule on the back for signing up for some dumb card before my first game as a freshman. I was 18, and had zero fucks to give.

Wow. That story about your roommate is super fucked up. Priorities!

Who the hell blacks out at a nightclub by 9:30 pm? What a noob.

Not to mention the gang of six protesters earlier in the set who were yelling during points and forced the delay of the match for a while before being kicked out. Yay France!

I know, I can't believe people go to a park to have fun! That's not what I would expect at all if I were to move there. I've always said sporting events should be played in complete silence. But you're right, shooting them is a more rational solution.

I like to consider myself a huge Outkast fan but this joke is totally escaping me. Help a brother out!

I tend to remember him as the guy who makes pithy, useless, unaware tweets, like this gem following the Oscar Pistorius murder:

I certainly thought so too, but I haven't seen any replays and I'm just happy they won after that unfortunate call.

So if this happened at Alabama/LSU/Notre Dame/Nebraska/Texas/etc, their fans would be cool about the sanctions and just carry on as if it was no big deal to their team? PSU is the only school who cares "too much"?

I'm sure the dead girl's parents will be relieved to know that.

CrossShit

Same with Rob Bolden. He was a total headcase. I have no clue why he decided to transfer to LSU to just be another deep backup QB instead of going to an FCS school.

My favorite was this (since deleted) gem:

Came here to ask the exact same thing. Would love to hear what this spoiled prick had to whine about now.