Correct. Those are the rules we used for this tourney. Headshots are allowed unless they're upright. Slide (or flip!) at your own risk.

Exactly. If anyone bothered to read a PSU football blog, they'd realize that this media narrative of simple-minded Penn Staters will let Sandusky off the hook is absolutely ridiculously wrong. Dude is going to burn, and we couldn't be happier.

"Crikey, the 2nd half is being played in SPACE!" and "Paul again, fuck me, the man's a machine!" were the lines that got the biggest laugh out of me. Just brilliant work here.

Had a 2007 Altima with a CVT. Drove the shit out of it - 80k miles or so - before it was totaled in a hit and run a few months ago. Was an awesome car, never had a problem with it AT ALL. I loved the smoothness of the CVT, it was a fantastic ride. Just my two cents.

Man that online gambling stuff is really questionable. I think I'd rather send hundreds of dollars to a random stranger whom I'll never meet in person via text messages. It's all legit because they were referred to me by a random stranger whom I'll never meet in person via private messages.

Man, based on just these few stories, you have to wonder how many of these poor suckers on Covers were duped by the same story that they'd be the lead handicapper on this new site. I'd imagine you could scam hundreds of people in the same way. Can they be criminally charged with any of this? Fascinating stuff.

Here's a USC tribute video of Seau playing the ukelele just a few weeks ago at their spring game.

It's also interesting that that's the only tweet she has since deleted from tonight's mea culpa

Another dude talks about getting his Twitter account scammed by "Sarah": [nilsenreport.ca]

His entire feed is a true work of art, really. Spent about 10 minutes reading his latest tweets and could feel myself getting dumber by the second.

20 years old, with a record, loaded with tattoos, already a single dad, and dating a young girl with no job and 2 kids of her own. Unbelievable. Kentucky!

Last month my car was totaled my a shitbag who lost control of his car going 100 mph on the highway. It was around midnight on a Saturday night near a local casino. I'm sure he was drunk so he avoided the DUI by driving off like a coward. We still got him later because of his plates, but he avoided a harsher…

You can honestly watch that top video at 0:56 and say that he doesn't leave his feet before contact? Impressive trolling, good sir.

I'm always fascinated by how ESPN decides what to be outraged about. A history of a guy at Penn State sexually assaulting a bunch of kids? Extreme outrage and wall-to-wall coverage. A history of a lot of guys at Notre Dame sexually assaulting a bunch of women? Eh, who cares. Fascinating stuff.

Same here, I win my pool and $280. I was the only one out of 16 to pick Kansas, so despite being in basically last place for most of the tourney I can pull off the comeback. Shows how worthless it is to worry about the first few rounds...

You can watch the CSU-Murray game with no signups or codes or logins if you go straight through cbssports.com

Sadly, the free codes have run out. Annoying...

Am I an idiot, or is there no way to avoid paying the $3.99 to watch online? I read Barry's post yesterday about entering cable account numbers, but I don't see that anywhere.

Someone in there said "I seemed to have stumbled in to the Syrian edition of Gawker". They're right, it's like totes the same!

An elderly man who did so much good (and yes, some bad) in his life dies after a battle with cancer, and you guys are fucking giddy with snark and rape jokes. Absolutely appalling. I hope you're proud.