Even reading from a teleprompter Melania Trump seems to struggle in English. I wouldn’t blame her for having some help putting a speech in its final form. But obviously she didn’t write this speech, and whoever wrote it wants that to be known while winking at the Internet with the subtle rickroll.

The launch really hasn’t been that terrible. AT all. Stop saying that, it’s driving me nuts. Very rarely do launches on server-based games with massive numbers of players go well in the slightest. This one has been pretty average, and faaaaaaaar from terrible.

Flag fetishism is weird and annoying.

My source was the military too, apparently they’re not teaching as well as they used to. It was made very clear to me that I was NOT to make a big deal about what civvies did with the flag.

exactly. I want to see a skit where an ESPN talking head talks about a person (a woman?) who leaves a job for a pay raise, etc. I can see hilarious moments like how leaving makes her a whore and how she shows no loyalty to the company who was under paying her. Probably would be even funnier if it was a pro athlete…

Damn right. I want my hot dog served the traditional way at the ball park. 18 inches long, in a pretzel bun, covered in bbq brisket, half a pound of bacon and the better part of a wheel of cheese.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

You may only be kind of kidding, but I completely agree. I also wouldn’t rule out him showing up in a few events in the future.

But I already discussed with my friend his logical next step — to play for the Browns and take them to a championship. That way he will once and for all be able to trump MJ who was only…

Leicester’s title this year. Just the prolonged high performance. Even as a Chelsea fan, you had to start rooting for Ranieri’s boys towards the end.

Are you kidding right now? Victim-blaming is one of the calls right out of the conservative playbook for the past forty years... at least.

People forget, some of these guys might be knuckleheads, they might act immature like most will if they came upon millions but they’re still human.

I actually know JR Smith personally. We’re not great friends, we just lived in the same building for awhile.

Damn... I was just glad to see Primus get top billing over Tool and Everclear.

Honestly, I was always lukewarm on J.R. Smith until he started untying people’s shoelaces in the middle of games. That made me his biggest fan, and this just adds to it

Hey guys. Remember when we used to burn Lebron jerseys 6 years ago? No? Okay.

Cleveland winning is compensation for Trump burning it to the ground.

Come see my band The Hemorrhaging Clicks this weekend at the Bottleneck. We’re kind punk mixed with Billy Joel.

Even if she never encountered men, women sexually assault other women. There is no way around this, sadly, besides getting people not to rape other people.

Yeah, this was just explained to me by Croatian friends. The HNS (Croatian Football Federation) is, in their minds, corrupt and run by people in cahoots with a much-hated government. “With a pinch of idiocy,” they add.

They hate the people running the Croatian Soccer Federation so much that the fans are actively trying to get their team kicked out of the tournament so that the people running the program will be forced to resign or be fired. It is fucking ridiculous.