Dave Lozo is my hero.

My friend challenged me to turn my negative thoughts into positive ones. This is one way to do it.

we immediately turned it into a cards against humanity card.

related - one of my friends is an OBGYN and says Placental Teddy Bears are a thing now. Like they make a teddy bear out of your placenta.

I asked my husband if he thought the Women’s March was for Women Only and he refused to dignify me with a response and asked if I knew what TERF and SWERF meant because he’d seen them in a blog post he was reading about something else and they hadn’t defined it but he didn’t want to google it at work.

So I don’t even…

we need an update to the shade court for this week.

yeah sorry about that. it seemed apt.

Censure?

Chaffetz moving to impeach* Lewis in 5... 4... 3...

Showing up and doing what the people who show up to vote every election seem to want? A lot of that is on the State party leadership as well as the DNC, and on an electorate that has severe “instant gratification” problems. It’s a lot harder to please multiple coalitions with multiple priorities than it is to please…

When I had Jury Duty, the general perception from most of the jury was the defendant was charged with a more serious crime once they realized they couldn’t get him on the original charge. (It was a buy and bust, but whatever he sold them wasn’t a controlled substance. so they charged him with selling an “imitation…

“An investigation by the Evanston Police Department found the use of force justified”

did they cover up a suicide or did they cover up that it wasn’t a suicide...

New National Anthem:

I said upthread, but my pet conspiracy theory is that’s not Trump, it’s his “people” who are setting up an “incident” at the inauguration that will end with President Pence declaring Martial Law. Or Marital Law. Who can say?

there wouldn’t be a second Civil War. the union may dissolve, but I really don’t think it would be a violent conflict.

My tin foil hat is telling me the reason Trump’s “people” are dismissing the head of the DC guard is to set up the “incident” that removes Trump from power and gives President Pence an excuse to declare martial law.

Not that I’m a conspiracy theorist, but if I *was* one, I would probably be pointing at this as the first step in setting up a “false flag” “incident” designed to put Pence in power with a justification for Martial Law.
Just saying.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/commanding-general-of-dc-national-gua…

I was worried it wouldn’t be obvious that it’s a tease/joke... new comment section, feeling out the boundaries.

He’s legit one of the pigs from Animal Farm, right?