"I trusted you."

Fuck. I knew there was something weird about his last line. Ignore me.

*woosh*

+1. Never gets old.

"Guy with a father figure goes ten rows deep to make that play." — Cowherd

I think you meant 3-16.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

Talbot traveled.

Anthony: As a viewer sitting at home, without any real knowledge of what the people involved intended, I often find that what I'm seeing is confusing and subject to any number of wildly different interpretations. Can you explain the ending of Birdman to me?

Your thoughts on so called "St. Louis Style Pizza"? Why would anyone want to put that in their mouths? http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/the-st-louis-c…

When the defense is showing a package with shifting linemen and/or constantly dropping LBs or pressing Corners, did you get free Chick-Fil-A during the Chick-Fil-A Bowl? What's your favorite menu item? Can't go wrong with the Spicy Chicken. If you pick anything else though you're wrong.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Always a highlight truther.

Lol black people. They all look alike, don't they!?

No big deal! But I do see that you've changed the file from "Greg Anthony" to "March Madness" and in the interest of transparency, there should at least be comment about that.

Do you think that is Greg Anthony? Because it's Kenny Smith.

She's been murdered.

Macario: [swings at Dwyer]

Pretty dumb joke as Deadspin is owned by Gawker Media. Hinkie can't actually trade the Deadspin writers.

Damn, I'll issue a correction.