So step #1 is make lots of money for 18 years and save up? Got it, very helpful.

Although, I don't think there's any real merit to talking about if it is or isn't a good game. Obviously it is from the sales alone.

A tennis ball? That's nothing. One time when I was about 18, playing home run derby with my brother and friend at the diamond in the local park, the worst case scenario happened.

If I've said it once, I'll say it again.... Seattle fans are the most insufferable bastards in the sports world. You just can't stop patting yourselves on the back.

He probably deflated the tires before she got in the car.

Because it's Australia, technically she threw down.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

I hate to say it, but you're right.

Greg Howard wiping out in a race.

Billy, if you plan on writing 2,000 words on every shitty transfer "rumor" that AS/Marca/Bild/the Daily Mail churns out over the next month, I think you might have a strong case for a workers comp claim against Gawker after your fingers literally fall off.

It's all good. We edit, so you don't have to!

That's only fair since Gilbert Arenas was a gunner.

Trust me on this: Come Sunday that stadium will be completely white again.

OOH WAH AH AH AH

It's not the first time dummy text has made it through the copy editing process

I love the JET celebration move. It looks cool, and it gets you back on defense fast.

Speaking of lazy, your joke is literally in the article. No star for you.

So your theory is that we posted it today and then UConn traveled through time to yesterday so they could issue a release announcing the suspension?