Well, I’m always a little behind on games, so I have lots of options. A few chapters into Celeste so I could continue with that, or I grabbed Horizon Zero Dawn with all the DLC for $15, or I just nabbed Super Mario Odyssey for cheap on the eShop ...

... I’ll be playing Fortnite.

Hmm, been using Inbox for a while, mostly because it had snooze. Is there much reason to continue using Inbox? Is Google going to continue supporting both or just move some of the features over? I do miss gmail’s search function since Inbox’s is atrocious.

Common thread is: Blue teams are good.

Fix your brackets accordingly.

Since you write for a sports site, you probably have to watch A LOT of shit you don’t really care to watch or pay attention to. What’s a relatively popular sport you’d be cool with never having to watch or cover again?

Hitlers beware:

Stop having fun playing a game you pompous teenagers!

Nope.

I literally threw money at the screen.

He could have been killed!

“Wait, now is that a pun?”

My older sister got me good one year. Tied the basketball net up so when I shot it my ball got stuck. Super glued a quarter on the ground and I tried to get it. Dollar bill on a fishing line. All the classics.

I was so fucking pissed, I decided to mix all the different liquids I could find in the bathroom — liquid…

I was confused why they were celebrating the title win at the end of the first half. #JustSunBeltThings

I nearly threw up reading that. God that sounds awful.

... because he is not a good soccer player ...

Eleven (or elevenity) is my go to number when making up fake stats, so I agree with this ranking.

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DID THEY WIN THE 2010 TOURNEY?!?!

Oh, I'm doing horribly right handed, let's jump to the other side of the plate!

Touré will be expected to compete, and he could miss up to (#?) matches starting in January.

So what are these preventative steps he never acknowledges that we all misconstrued (edit: only women misconstrued them and are mad, not men, according to Smith).