...watch a WNBA game sometime.

Are you really arguing the validity of a red card on an intentional elbow to the back?

Similar to their cover during the Thunder-Heat finals two years ago.

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

Moral victories are nice; three points are nicer.

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

It's a hashtag, should we get off your lawn?

I really wanted that to end with a pool dunk.

Damn

I thought about posting something sarcastic about it being a 540, but then I thought about me, a 26 year old man, trying to drop in on that halfpipe and surely falling to my death.

Unlike most diehard Heat fans, she's actually been a fan as long as she could remember. Which to her credit is almost 5 minutes ago.

Oh, great. Now he's breaking the unwritten rules of physics.

Someone should have told the kid the five D's of dodgeball, "Dodge, duck, dip, dive and Dodgers are assholes."

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.

how the hell did you not choose this for jamarcus russell?

According to Neill, here is how the UM political science faculty reacted to the emails:

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"

C'mon dude, Tara Lipinski spends a lot of time and energy on her appearance.