What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

Wow. What in the serious fuck?

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

Fans should attend and simply, silently, ritualistically murder Donald Sterling.

Newell never said Korver didn't jump. He said he was flat footed starting the shot (not stepping into the shot or coming off a screen). Of course he jumped, it's not a free throw. You're either a troll, a moron, or both.

You seem nice.

so as long as YOU find it interesting, it's not useless... got it.

is one of those "who's getting the most buzz" graphics that are as ubiquitous as they are useless.

BREAKING: NBA officials have worked out a deal with La Liga where Donald Sterling will trade his ownership stake in the Clippers to Fernando Roig Alfonso in exchange for his ownership in Villareal, giving Sterling a fan base he can finally embrace.

I'm just going to say what everyone in America, except his wife, is thinking right now: fuck Colin Cowherd.

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

160 years ago he would be telling you that his slaves get a roof over their heads, free meals, the dignity of hard work, and that it's a pretty good deal for them.

Never change, Pop. You God damn national treasure, you.

I usually have Mike & Mike on as background noise while getting ready for work. Some days I have to turn it off because the sports industry brown-nosing and the bullshit meter goes off the charts. Today was one of those days.

A friend of mine was born without his right hand. He has a small "nub" instead. When he was young, he used a prosthetic hand that he didn't like very much. We were on a soccer team for 6 and 7 year olds, and during one game he was using his prosthetic hand (and had had it on all day) when it became uncomfortable. So…

"He then said 'biscuit' like five more times..."

THUG?