In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

Ware he finally lands has yet tibiannounced.

Ha! I bet LeBron would have posted on MySpace. What a pussy.

He looks alright, but it's kind of depressing that he's still only able to speak gibberish.

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

And you claim this chart is credible?

161. Andy Carroll

I'm surprised it went into the goal. All I ever hear about is Swiss Miss.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

That's just, like, your opinion man.

Oh man, that's gonna ruin Bennett's season.

They got Wendi Nix perfect.

Yes, let's have Popovich focus on the interviews, not the game. After all, it's not like he takes winning seriously, anyway, what with his five trips to the finals and 16 trips to the playoffs in 17 years. What a smug asshole. Doesn't he realize that he's on TV?

Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.

Why do the Broncos win eastern Tennessee? What's with Seattle's noncontiguous support in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

This seems like a great idea, until you realize the whole thing melts if you hit three shots in a row.