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The thing is, it shouldn't matter. The photos aren't sexual, and to claim that they are — and worse, blame Willow Smith for them being sexual — is to forcibly sexualize a 13-year-old girl just because she's a 13-year-old girl.

It's great when grown white men make fun of an oppressed and victimized demographic in American society. So funny. I bet you assholes would have LOVED the golden age of minstrel shows.

There is an uncomfortable misogyny there, just like there is with Patrick Wilson. "Come on, look at the heifers they are married to! They've gotta be gay! They can get any hot chick they want!"

Demisexuals are REALLY into French sauces.

"Seven Hells, that Couch kid sure is a dick."

It's absolutely disgusting that a large part of the re-spread of polio is due to fundamentalists killing people trying to vaccinate children. If we can't stop violence against those trying to do good, how can we hope to stop this terrible disease? I think a good case study to look at is India vs. Pakistan. Just five…

I love that Google didn't highlight her glamorous movie roles and instead focused on her work with children. She was an amazing humanitarian with an incredible life story.

Thank Christ for that. If I'm the apex of human achievement, then ALL HAIL ATLANTIS!

Those are great suggestions for always-on cameras like a baby monitor. But the simple one I use on my laptop camera is a strategically-placed piece of electrical tape. Mostly because I'm paranoid that I'll be working from home and accidentally turn on the camera while I'm on a conference call in my PJs, but still.

It's worth noting here that this is just further proof that nobody EVER thinks they're actually a racist. Even in the middle of this giant crazy racist rant Sterling still makes time to be faux-offended at the suggestion that he's a racist.

What made me angry about this commercial was that, for the most part, people dont get away with things like stringing someone from the flagpole. Bullying when I was a kid was much more verbal than physical, and even when it was physical it was sneaky. It was unprovable. For years I didn't count what happened to me…

I clung to the myth that I'd be put in charge of things someday because I was smart a little too hard, it made my early adulthood hell. I think that particular chestnut might be the root cause of a lot of the toxic problems in nerd culture today. Bullied nerds who do by chance or circumstance wind up rich and powerful…

So VH1's answer to bullying is for the kid who's being bullied to grow up to be a bully?

The video is awful, and there's certainly an element of fetishization to it. But is kawaii cupcake stuff now like some sacred party of Japanese culture? Come on. This is trendy, fashion, stuff, hyper-commercialized, capitalist bullshit in Japan, too.

I've said this before, but it bears repeating: no matter how shitty customers were, in nearly five years of food service work, I never once saw a server put bodily fluids in someone's food. I'm sure it happens somewhere, but I never saw or heard about it.

This comment is a perfect illustration of why I will NEVER do one of these from the customer's perspective. If you're really complaining about your server saying "no problem," you need to take a long, hard look in the goddamn mirror, because that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.