I used to like it but the premise of the show really doesn't work for such a long run.

As someone else said, it's practically impossible to choke on the egg case and these things are so tightly shut that it can't open by accident. AND nobody eats the eggs by biting into them anyway. You neatly split the egg in half, pretend to be immortal for 0.2 seconds and then you inhale the chocolate. After that,…

Why does this article sound so...accusatory? The way I see it, there are two options: one, she has an eating disorder and then she shouldn't be asked to "take responsibility" beyond taking care of her own body or she hasn't, then this is just another example of body policing.

Am I the only one who never had a Valentine's Day anything?

It's a joke.

It would be pretty awesome if the whole poem was a parody and "kismetly" just a dig at Meyers.

I feel bad for laughing at this because, as you said, it's really brave of her. It's entirely possible the genius of her prose is just flying over my head but still...can't stop cackling.

Okay, apparently the people at rapgenius are currently working on the poem.

Is "kismetly" a real word?

I can't feel happy about this. Sure, it's great that she as a woman gets paid as well as a guy would (or better!) but that doesn't change the fact that this sort of salary is a symptom of a greater social injustice.

Yeah. But still, there are miles between being a "good parent" and that. I hope her daughters are doing alright.

Lark was failed by Mia, Andre and Woody. They are all multi-millionaires, why couldn't they help her? It's just incomprehensible.

I can't even fully express how I feel about this. It's like they threw her away.

Daniel Brühl's character gets the most important line though "None of that makes her a killer", and when he says it the music stops for a moment and we get a shot of Kate Beckinsale looking confused and then the music continues. We are clearly meant to take this as an important counterpoint to what is being said AND…

John Goodman is the best.

He recorded that when he was 14. No matter what we think of him as an adult (oh boy...), this is still a case of a kid exploring their sexuality within the framework given by mass media, internet and society at large. I can't take it seriously but I also don't want to laugh at him. If he were a girl posing in a bikini…

For me, these two are the worst of the bunch. Dehydration by tears is a real thing.

Didn't jezebel use to label promoted posts?

It's totally normal. People also commonly attribute some stereotypes to blood types. Most Japanese I've met know their blood type, just like most people here know their astrological sign whether they believe in these things or not.

I really don't understand the issue. This is not even about people coming to America without speaking English. When you learn a language, no matter how good you are it, it will be always come second in your heart. You may think in English and dream in English but your heart still beats faster when the one you love…