I shall treasure it forever! :)

Look, unless there is a new "skin your enemies and wear their faces" make-up campaign doing the rounds, it's not the same. But if there is, you're totally right and I need to work on my knife skills.

If a someones comes with an obscure name for a product he can't even describe that is neither offered not advertised in the restaurant of his chosing, it's surely the server's intelligence who's in question.

There is no secret menu. As a former fast-food employee, I urge you to stop this shit.

Jonah Hill isn't A-List.

Thank you! Saved me a lot of trouble! :)

One year I couldn't afford anything to give during Christmas. So I wrote letters to my family, recalling a special memory or incident that made me thankful for having them in my life. Sometimes I printed an old picture if it fit the letter.

Nah, she's rich. Maybe not superrich by American standards but her entire family sits in "Aufsichtsräten", kinda like a board of directors, her dad is a former politician and gets the very high wages (lifetime!) that come with it and the entire family comes from a line of rich merchants (google Knoop).

It's the reason why they are so chummy. Sadly.

1. She's always been rich.

How is Shakira not white?

Some people love candied bacon, which you could easily add as a topping or chopped up in some caramel sauce with whipped cream as a side.

It's a good thing actually, provided they will also produce a version for women above that weight limit. I wouldn't want to use something that won't work well on me but neither would I want to be injecting more hormones than strictly necessary. One size fits all has no place in modern medicine.

This isn't about white boys vs black women, this is about a woman who lied about being raped. And that's a horrible thing to do, not because it puts some "white boys" into a "little bit of trouble" but because it makes it so much harder for every real victim of rape to be heard and trusted. And that goes especially…

Did the raunchy white boys kill the boyfriend too or is that one of the details you're not sure of?

Well, okay. Some guys are actually great and don't like bringing pain to people. If he never had that problem before, e.g. because his partners before didn't want to skip the foreplay part it could have traumatized him a bit. Why don't YOU give HIM a call?

"Shout out to the people who have spent their lives cultivating the perfect grapes and mastering your fermentation process, but you can step aside because two movie stars just bested you at your own game."

I had a roommate who would fuck her girlfriend about thrice (I shit you not) a day and they were both incredibly loud. It was borderline rude because we all knew the flat was very noise-sensitive. OTOH she had been single for years before that so nobody said anything because we didn't want to make stuff hard on her.…

Wow, that is weird. Let's hope it's a coincidence. Ghostery and dntm+ (short for 'do not track me') are firefox add-ons. They can block trackers and other stuff that registers your online footprint across sites.. See ghostery.com or donottrackme.com if you're interested. (I swear, nobody is paying me for this…