Calm down there, Satan.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

I really, really, really, really enjoyed the sound of the handcuffs locking, and the thought that he probably never in his life expected to feel that.

Get yourself some Frye boots, they’re easily the most comfortable and can take a beating. My father-in-law has a pair older than I am that he still wears.

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

I see reports like this and I worry for the future of our country. I realize that sounds so cliched but it's true. I was raised in a solidly middle class family whose standard of living gradually increased as I grew older. Now as an adult, I've still considered myself and my family middle class - maybe upper middle,…

"Dirty uniforms, meanwhile, like all the girdles filled with blood and feces because some hits are savage enough to overpower the central nervous system, I'd put in a special bin for disposal."

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

You sound like a delightful, highly informed human being.

Goddamnit, Kinja, I tried to edit but have no idea if it's working. You're right - there were early reports that Cobb Commissioners received Tea Party support in the county, but they are not necessarily Tea Party candidates.

It's not a question of "I told you so" – it's a question of people refusing, choosing not, failing, neglecting, to recognize racism (and top-down class warfare) and object to it except in its most superficial and, he seems to think (probably correctly), least consequential forms. He's not berating people for how…

At least the A&M band will get to retalliate at halftime.

Thank you! I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING. The Battle of the Bands would apparently blow minds.

And H stands for Historically. And obviously you didn't read why they exist.

Thanks, I love stuff like that :)

Word to that.

Have any links for us?

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Has the author of this post ever heard of HBCUs? So I guess Ohio State invented this or something?