I really, really, really, really enjoyed the sound of the handcuffs locking, and the thought that he probably never in his life expected to feel that.

I clicked this just to see if Frye made the cut. I bought a pair of the James Double Monk about 3 months ago. Hurt my pockets, and hurt my feet for two weeks, but now that they’re broken in I can see the value. Plus it was cold and wet as reverse hell down here in GA today. Co-sign.

Was this inspired by Run the Jewels? Also, is “Run The Jewels” code for jerking off?

I'm from Huntsville. Don't worry; I moved.

Update: David Cancel mentions in the comments he brings the cup of water for the applicant, not for himself.

I'm kinda unsure about this one. Please don't mistake me for saying it's not possible that they felt ignored, because duh (video), and because MARTA is all kinds of fucked up and nobody cares at all what happens to you unless you live in a five-mile radius (radius means "headed northeast") of Midtown. Speaking of…

Thanks! I hope...

And just for clarity, "'em" includes the Braves.

They're definitely saying "fuck her," because she's black and has the nerve to be a commissioner in C.O.B.B. County. Perhaps, on some ol' rapey southern plantation shit, they're saying it literally.

I might even give you a piece of that, but that doesn't mean Ohio is a better band. The field is not the concert hall, after all. And I could name more, but off the top of my head Tennessee State is quite symphonic during games.

Here's an easy list, but they're everywhere. And maybe there's some other significant reason why they're called the "110", but Florida A&M University (whose national news-making hazing death I'm not defending) is called the "100", and I'd say they're immeasurably better, and I'd bet I'm not the only one that would say…

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Has the author of this post ever heard of HBCUs? So I guess Ohio State invented this or something?

I haven't craughed like that in years