I think that is what Esther was referring to and found it hilarious, too. I especially like how a later scene is in front of a big tank and you can just see the poor T-Rex's little legs desperately treading water at the top of the screen.

I heard it as: "Get the water, nagger!"

Your third sentence answers your first.

"Stump Removal Fireworks Make Your Own Smoke Bomb!"

Sounds like a great opportunity for a Legolas cameo.

Snail soft porn? All it needs is an appropriate sound track.

This is the best. I actually witnessed a grumpy middle aged white man mutter something similar after a black youth with sagging trousers walked by.

I'm guessing maybe that was on purpose?

Wait...Blomkamp is making a Community movie? AWESOME!

The whole "Boba Fett " is played out in my book - I don't think I've seen something original that I've been impressed with in a while.

OMG...I remember being shown some of that series when I was in school, but not that particular scene and so I did some searching and here it is on YouTube.

I say they do a dance off. It's the only way to decide.

It could be all those things, but why put him down so far from the rest of the people? It seems like he was only actually in captivity for a few days, and the rest of the three (?) months were spent getting back to everyone else.

Arsenio Hall was unavailable.

Sounds like your average commuter (myself included), which puts them on par with office workers (again, myself included).

#1 is awesome and deserves the top position. I can just imagine it being used in a corny movie or TV show where the hero comes up to the bad buy from behind, orders him to "turn around with his hands up", only to face a hail of bullets from this spiffy vest.

Good choice. I thought he played well against Jim Carrey in "Yes Man".

Did she scold you for going against her repeated warnings to never get involved in a land war in Asia?

The only problem is that terminal velocity for a human body is faster than what it can normally survive on impact.

There is no such thing as a bad Australian accent - unless Madonna were to move to Australia and try to affect an Australian accent, but even that would be more hilarious than bad.