Dammit, I've got my clock radio from Sharper Image now, so why do you hide that all important third step from us?

I've been thinking about finally getting a smartphone (I know, I'm way behind the times) and the Galaxy Note is very tempting as it is a compromise between a smartphone and a tablet - both of which I am interested in getting, but I don't want to have two devices.

Thanks for provide an informative comment based on actual knowledge and experience.

Replying to promote - this is sort of the problem I had with the article. It appears as if the writer is not familiar with the subject, but felt that because they knew science they could just use logic and maths to work out conclusions.

Perhaps "Deep Space Nyan", then?

Damn, I didn't notice the Enterprise at the top. That makes it even better.

That is terrific. What did you call it, "Deep Spayed Nine"?

True that. In Australia we don't have any large carnivorous animals - aside from dingoes and feral dogs in some areas - to worry about. Spiders aren't really a worry unless you have a habit of shoving your hand in dark places, and snakes will steer clear of you if you make enough noise, so not much to worry about. …

I was about to post the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" GIF, but then regained hope for humanity when I realized this was in fact an elegant and masterful attempt at trolling.

"defecating with moderate traffic flowing"

CyberTeam D preparing to breach enemy firewall!

In the cake photo his right arm is there, it's just that the entire forearm is encased in some kind of metal cuff that is chained to his body.

Great story, but now you've left me with strange images of an alternate reality where the tooth fairy leaves controversial books under children's pillows instead of money.

I definitely feel there is - dare I say it - a sense of community amongst the Community cast sans Chevy. While the show was on hiatus Joel McHale's costars made regular appearances on his other show "The Soup" - all except Chevy - and they appear to really care for each other and the show.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

"H R Pufnstuf" I recall fondly from my childhood - I can definitely see the similarity between that and "Lidsville".

I think that on a credit-card sized laminated card for my wallet.

What is that abomination, and why do at least half of those costumes look phallic to me?

Red Riding Hood answers, and you get sexy, sexy phone conversation! I bet they had an increase in 911 calls after they hired her to woman the phones...

Man, that is one of my favorite songs, and if they had somehow worked it into this episode it would have made it awesome beyond my comprehension - at least for the 4-5 minutes of song plus afterglow, then I would have been back to "WTF is up with this plot?"