I would have thought the NFL would have learned to keep these vermin off the field after the incident of that AFC Championship game

You should punch Nazis. Absolutely.

I much prefer my outrage to be free-range natural and organic.

What’s the statute of limitations for how long it can take someone to notice something before they can react authentically? Because I want to know how long I have to slowly steal money from you without you noticing before you’ll no longer be allowed to get pissed about it

I’d be surprised if you see your elbows once a week, let alone twice a day. I know they’re there, but rarely do I specifically look for them, unless there’s some sort of problem. Is that... not normal?

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

Spend nutting win nutting

I’d take 30 seconds of a new Dead Space over 30 minutes of Star Wars. :c

Yeah because the NHL has done so much to protect Crosby from the abuse he takes on a nightly basis.

He should be deported.

He was amped. What did you expect? He’s the captain of defending Stanley Cup champions, and their past two games were rubbish. The Penguins came out HOT and amped up, and Nashville got the living shit kicked out of them. Crosby was like a dog pushed into a corner, and boy o’ boy, did he bite back.

Dominating win and a 3 point night? I’m gonna say nothing was wrong with him.

you do realize the penguins have had an equal number of goals taken away as their opponents this post season. you know that, of course.

That doesn’t even count this season. The Penguins are a black swan thanks to three things:

This is usually what happens when a team built around a grinding game plays a team mainly consisting of elite speedsters.

You mean this?

Right, never happens.

A team that is perennially chasing another team, has an inferiority complex with “something to prove” and sees that other team as their chief rival tends to play differently against that rival than they do against non-rivals.

Especially if that’s what you want to see.