First, congrats Caps. I don’t like you, but you were better than the Pens this year. It was bound to happen some time. I hope Fleury beats you in the finals (should you survive the Lightning).

Big fan of Fleury, really happy for his continuing success. The Vegas story is pretty inspiring, and if the Caps manage to knock my Pens out in the next couple of days (if not tonight), I’m totally rooting for them to win it all.

Pierre would wear the jersey of whichever player he’s slobbering over at any given moment, no matter the team. Honest to god, if you think Milbury has any love for the Pens, you need a head examination. He might say a few good things about Crosby, but any time he has to say anything complimentary about the team in…

As a Pens fan, I don’t think it’s that really. I honestly don’t think he shows love to anyone over anyone else. He’s just constantly spewing love all over anyone and everyone, whoever is is currently doing something average or above at any given moment.

Pierre makes Pierre worse. No outside modifiers needed.

Are you for real or just trolling? The only angle it wasn’t obviously shoulder to head is the angle from behind, and even that’s being generous.

Main point of contact is shoulder to head. Wilson’s jersey might have brushed against Aston-Reese’s chest first, but that doesn’t mean that the main brunt of Wilson’s momentum and force hit Aston-Reese’s head.

I base my opinion on having functioning eyes and brain, the result of the hit (unless Aston-Reese was storing his jaw in his chest, which would be a gross but incredible feat), and well, reality.

Did you watch with your eyes closed? Honestly, that’s the only explanation if you don’t think the head was the main point of contact.

You’re right, Wilson is one big pile of shit.

I honestly don’t know what you’re seeing, but it’s pretty clear that Aston-Reese’s shoulder contacts the left side of Wilson’s chest, but the only thing Wilson’s shoulder hits is Aston-Reese’s head. In fact, it’s physically impossible that their shoulders would make contact, unless we’re redefining “shoulder” to mean…

Isn’t it the worst when you stub your toe and your forearm is suddenly fractured? Or when you hit your elbow and your spine breaks? That’s the worst.

Damn, Aston-Reese must have figured out how to move his jaw down into his shoulder. Probably a bad idea on his part, but impressive nonetheless!

Someone should tell Aston-Reese that he really shouldn’t have been storing his jaw in his shoulder.

Man, don’t you just hate those times when you bump your shoulder and end up with a broken jaw and concussion?

I dunno, did anyone else see that dirty shit Wilsin did the entire fucking playoffs....?

How many players are going to have to get their heads knocked off by Tom Wilson before they do something about him? The guy is a freaking menace and has headhunted 3 times in these playoffs alone, then goes “oh woe is me, I wasn’t trying to hit the head, blah blah blah.”

But I’m told the NHL is in bed with the Penguins and will do anything for them to win. How can this be?

Had a huge crush on Amanda Crew in that movie. Haven’t seen it in a while, and it may be bad, but I remember it fondly.

Yeah, literally the only thing I remember about that movie. Probably the only thing that should be remembered about it.