great, until it/they becomes un-moored during a typhoon, crashes into the shore at the reactor site, furiously spinning blades shredding what’s left of the reactors and spewing radioactive debris hither and yon.

Guess they ran out of graduated beakers.

yeah, I figured that main battle tanks would already have the best in their passive and reactive armor, but I guess I was more curious about the potential utility in “softer” targets like lightly armored vehicles such as troop transports, mobile artillery, etc.

Since it seems to hold up so well against thermal extremes, I wonder if it would be effective as a part of armored vehicle protection. A lot of armor-piercing shells “pierce” the armor by creating a lance of hot metal. It would be interesting to see if hockey puck material could stand up to this.

I can’t “star” this enough.

Is J.J. Abrams directing this mission, if so, it’s probably just lens-flare.

It’s an adolescent moon. As such, it’s surface breaks out in unfortunate blemishes just in time for important pictures. Yearbook photos, school pictures, first man-made satellite visits, etc.

I kid. The water level in the glass seems to change with the height of the container, but no idea what that would indicate.

Drinking wine? Just a guess.

Good.

Forget skin cancer. This thing just gave me eye cancer.

to tell their ancient superiors that they’re all about social media and the Millenials, because they have a snapchat account.

Well, at least they found something that makes the customer testimonials (“grounded to the ground”, “it has a wi-fi”) commercials seem somewhat less idiotic, in comparison.

for the 1% of the 1%.

“You report. We decide.”

1976 Cadillac DeVille:

heh. In all honesty it was probably a little of all of the above, with a majority falling in “goofy”. Feedback appreciated, nonetheless.

I thought smoking on a plane had been banned.

thanks, but it was intended as a joke.