That'd be an awfully small dorm room. On the plus side, though, it's the only one that can corner.

That's about the only buzz you'll find about NASCAR of late.

He can only be seen in two-dimensions at a time.

On a recent trip to Syracuse I partook of what I believe is the fare of both of these establishments. Based on what I remember (and imagine Big Jim to look like), it's entirely possible he was my "chef" for lunch, followed by desert served up by a woman (no idea if it's the one in the fracas) from the cookie place.…

Lyons 4 Lyfe

Maybe he can get an e-cigarette/vape-thing that produces tire smoke.

The "least" tax-friendly states tend to be places I would consider living (regardless of tax friendliness), where as the "most" tax-friendly states tend to be places to which I'd probably pass on relocating. New Mexico/Wyoming and Connecticut/Rhode Island being the exceptions, respectively.

Do an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

Agreed. He needs to get his shit together. Apparently he is or was recently going through a messy divorce, among other things. Get that sorted out. Get some therapy/counseling/etc. Solidify connections with family and friends. Find what makes himself happy at this stage in his life and go from there.

-Left Hand Brewing Milk Stout (not the Nitro one)

Hookers & Gin.

Re: Best Day of the Week to Die?

What about switching Kale (which will make you wish you'd just decided on a painful death instead of ingesting it) for Spinach (which will make you question why you're taking dietary advice from a muttering sailor prone to violence and poorly developed upper-arms)?

Electricity is not magic. It is science. Temperamental, fickle, capricious, science.

That's no longer oil. It's the dinosaur it came from trying to retake its original shape!

Way too late to get any attention, I realize, but would this not be great for the Fiesta?

What? You've never seen The Flintstones?

A turd-brown Miata shooting-brake designed by Pagani's Antonio Bruno, powered by the Cummins 5.0L V8 Turbo Diesel from the new Nissan Titan and a manual transmission.

This is what happens when you skip leg-day too often at the gym.