because then you run out of fingers to point.

He'd have driven this:

John Paul Jones: "I have not yet, begun to hoon!"

I agree, but only after they aggressively enforce (for a long enough time for people to get the damn point) the "keep right except to pass"/not in the right-most lane, you must yield (when safe) to faster traffic approaching from the rear.

While generally I like the overall look, they should really just cut to the chase and eliminate the rear passenger windows. The way belt-lines are rising, it seems like only a matter of time before rear passenger windows are completely eliminated and replaced inside w/OLED displays showing what would be visible…

They will be running long after Libertarians have brought our society to an end in a fiery cataclysm. There may no longer be any mail to deliver, or people to deliver it to/from, but the Volvo 245 will be ready when the few survivers emerge from their underground bunkers.

So it's somewhat more complicated than this:

Looks like a runabout for excursions from The Big Bus

Push-button start. Because nothing says we're too damn lazy like finding the act of rotating a key 30-degrees in the ignition exceedingly laborious.

I remember seeing a report that police were preferring the Explorer over sedans because they could fit four officers in riot/SWAT gear (and associated equipment, I presume) in them, whereas they couldn't in the Taurus/Charger/Caprice/etc.

...baked goods made with artisinally-drifted Swedish grains.

When Finns do something, they don't mess around. Even when they're messing around.

Would have it been better if it were sharks? snakes? wombats?

Those are not racing stripes.

REPENT! The horizontally-opposed Rapture is upon us! All your blown head-gaskets belong to Jesus!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulaski_S…

Aside from peronal asthetics/taste, I'm not sure why would buy this over a GTI.

Testing if the car will baby(make).

CP. I like these cars, but the price is too high. While the manual transmission is generally a plus, it's in the least desired body style of the three this car is offered in. The car is lowered, but no indication of upgraded suspension components, so the stock coils may have just been cut. There's also what appears…