what kind of crazy seat belt is that? is it the Gimp-Maker 4000? It looks as if it's designed specifically to shatter the femur in an impact.

disappointed your soul wasn't harvested during the rapture? I can help you with that.

yes.

oh, beehave.

I was going to say ambulance, but unless incapacitated I'd still be lying in the back thinking I could get to the damn hospital faster/better than the guy at the wheel. Gaping wound or no.

wow. Smurfs are a lot better endowed than I thought they'd be.

Stefon knows a place where they do that.

Did anyone look at that and think Spy vs Spy?

nipples look a little too much like bulls-eyes for me to be comfortable having a gun in such close proximity to them.

The don't call it the "Situation" Room for nothin', you know?

Props to the rare politician with the courage to do the right, but unpopular thing. I pour out my sake to your memory.

I dig it, but not for anywhere close to that price. CP

po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to

Stupidity resulting in serious injury/damage = idiot

Imagine how baddass they could make these trucks if they had a Pep Boys over there!

quiet, you!

As long as they keep the price of entry around $25k and fuel economy similar to (or better than) the GTI, this will be my next car.

the helicopter already comes with 4 blades. Shave with them & then I'll be impressed.

KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!

beat me to it.