serious(ly) boring

it IS a concrete pumping rig, they're just pumping water instead of concrete.

boooooooooooooorrring

I see Apple adopting the micro-USB form factor but having some odd voltage requirement for "proper charging" that doesn't play well with standard micro-USB cables/chargers, so you'll have to buy Apple proprietary ones or at least adapters to work with regular cables.

instantrimshot.com

or to paraphrase from Jaws: "...we're gonna need a bigger snatch."

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin' pallets on this motherfuckin' plane! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows.

if only I could promote this posting. [sigh]

this story is useless without pics, and calling the above image a "picture" is like calling my butt a "musical instrument".

I blame Starfleet's increasingly stringent safety regulations

people don't make belts & shoes out of bears. Just sayin'.

I think the truck was full of LSD and the colors are just in our mind.

word.

At least Kazakh Paris Hilton is actually hot.

It's a good think Copernicus wasn't from NYC

if Vin Diesel and Paul Walker get any older, their next movie is going to center around getting prunes and Viagra to improve performance, rather than turbos and shots of nitrous.

...and it took 39 years for the British to come up with anything that would leak more oil.

Grand Douche Auto: Long Island Expressway