Isn't this how Stephen King's "The Stand" started?

@mkbruin: #COTD

when you stop awesome like this, the terrorists win.

Finally! Something built for the condition of New Jersey roads.

@Maxx Cracker — sponsored by Peniston Oils: somewhere, a huge aquarium is missing its Hypostomus plecostomus

@pauljones: waiter, I'll have what the man tweakin' in the corner over there is having.

@Bluecold: what the genital warts?!?

@im10horses:

@mkbruin: me too.

Do you still have to get groped by the TSA if you travel by plane this way?

@IrishCheerioLadd: appeal to the FOXNews crowd & call it Freedom Office. Libre Office is likely to spawn calls for deportation.

@Ryan: agreed. Leaving the "beef" off the ingredients list is at the very least dishonest.

Automobile bukkake?

Scoops? I'm hungry for 'em.

@alan505: well...it's kinda been done before. Not sure which one is more cartoonish, though.

in a few days someone's gonna find a really shitty phone.

@TheTick247: (yes, it amuses me)

now he can pursue the Ark of the Covenant once more.

@TheAntiCat is smoking cat-nip whilst playing 21.: "villains, I say to you, knock off all that evil!"

at least it wasn't the cupcake truck. Can you imagine the horror?