sweep the leg!

they're just recycled LIVESTRONG-type bracelets w/ a few holes punched in them.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: public service or pubic service?

oh. So THAT's why Luke needed to go to Tosche Station for power converters.

@Scandinavian Flick: Couldn't agree more.

ICBM: Inter-Continental Ballistic Minivan? Who knew?

Hans Blix sees nothing wrong with this.

(Communist) Party like it's 1949!

Next stop: The Frikkin' Laser Beam Store!

So then, no truth to the rumor that the driver shouted "resurrect THIS, bitch!" just before the accident?

ding-dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead. Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead!

well, if my wife did more interesting things than my iPhone did....

...and the Worst Strategic Withdrawal from a Confined Area by a German Since Stalingrad Award goes to...

No Justice, No Peace!

@Quake 'n' Shake: since the earth is round, if he stays on a truly level trajectory he'll be in outer-space (heaven?) in no time at all.

'round here (Northern NJ) it's a Mercedes.

I have really enjoyed Slacker. I've enjoyed it much more than [Last.fm] when I gave it a try.

wouldn't it be more ironic to drive a muscle car with a Zima shifter?

@jodark: I do from time and it makes me nauseous. I don't much like MSNBC either, but FOXNews actively incites hate and fear. Spending 1% of their time denouncing it and the remainder of their time promoting it doesn't make them innocent.

@TheTick247: for the record, I mean that they incite this kind of thing, not report it.