Look kids! Big Ben...the Parliament Building...

Soooo... Aaron Fike admits to driving in the Craftsman Truck Series while high and NASCAR discloses that it does not have a random drug-testing policy in place. A week later Randy Moss announces that he's going to form a team to run in the Truck Series?

I don't think that cup in the front of the fry-holder is for ketchup. I think it's so you can keep your Lipitor and nitroglycerin pills easily accessible while driving.

@OldeEnglishD: Man, you're one "Get off my lawn you damn kids!" from being one of those old guys who rants at strangers outside the grocery store.

So...I guess he'll use this as a parts car now, eh?

Paging Mr. Darwin...Mr. Charles Darwin?

Racing gear, huh? You mean other than a costume party?

You can just buff most of that out, I'm sure.

The world will be what WE want it to be, because we WANT it to be that way, so it WILL be done. All other external factors or influences (logic, reason, facts, etc) are irrelevant.

Arnett is the man.

I'm partial to calling it the "Pontiac El Cojones"

If you bolt a little red wagon (think Radio Flyer, not Vista Cruiser) to the back of a Segway, does that make it an "El Segamino"? (sounds like a Mexican porn star's name, eh?)

@cyclopticgaze: Sooo...is that a stainless steel cat-back system or just aluminized?

Wait. Why would you need a machine gun in a mine? I mean there's the whole long-lost-inbred-Appalachian-miner-family-zombies problem, but you can kill them with song, right? I mean a gun is just sill...oh. Not that kind of mine, huh? Never mind.

Just another VW Rabbit knockoff.

If all that show changes over to melt-water quickly and causes significant erosion it will no longer be a Ford Escort, it will be...(wait for it) a Fjord Escort.

Please, oh please, oh PUHLEEEEEEEEZE, bring this to the USA soon! Don't change anything (except maybe the exhanust, so it's 50-state compliant)!

I told you, "THE DRIVE THROUGH IS CLOSED!"

I watch her every morning. I never realized she was talking about traffic.

apply, dry to haze