“The first rule of ‘Swat Team’ is that you talk about ‘Swat Team’. The second rule of ‘Swat Team’ is that you really talk about ‘Swat Team’”

No, a book cannot cause someone to become gay. It might, however, help someone to internally acknowledge that they are gay, and thus have more self-acceptance, more self-esteem, and a greater sense of security.

I’ve seen a lot of (Harlem Globetrotters) basketball and I am pretty sure that is legal. I think you can even hold the bottom of the net closed.

What a moron!

This, “Vibin’ Out” by FKJ featuring (((O))), is a little too soulful to belong on this playlist (it reminds me more of KING’s “Hey”) but it is nonetheless languid and lite and I’ve been looking for an excuse to share it, so I’m contriving one right here.

so are cucumbers!

10/10 would recommend...

They make Thomas Tew rum in Newport, RI, and it’s delicious. Newport keeps your family member’s story alive - quite the story!

Naked tits

This made my ENTIRE LIFE! Wish this wasn’t happening? WHERE??!! It NEEDED to happen! Remy Ma decimated Nicki in seven minutes. I was so shook that I immediately went to the pews of the Greater Missionary Church of Black Twitter and let the words of the congregation wash over me. The best? “I didn’t know that Meek…

If you’re going to throw the dismissive form of shade, you need to be dismissive. What you can’t fucking do is try to be dismissive and answer your critics point-by-point. You invalidate your dismissal with your answer because your answer proves that your critics deserved an answer in the first place. What you also…

It was at “backstroke” when I realized you weren’t using an actual sport with matches and scoring that would make any sort of sense.

Better yet, have the fans play the actual tackle football game, with the players coaching. I’d watch a bunch of overweight PFTCommenters shred an ACL or two trying to live their football glory. Well, I’d watch a taped and edited 1 hour version of it

Currently imagining Michael Scott in Times Square.

There are two types of people who voted for Trump: people who are racist, and people who do not care about racism (i.e., those who say they voted for him for other reasons discounting that), and honestly, the latter is just as disgusting as the former. There is no justification.

What is there worth trying to understand and engage with about people who, at best, have signaled they are okay with racism and bigotry?

It’s hard to say who I’ll be rooting for in this fight: The 1st Gen Westworld Sexbot or the Guy Who Kisses His Dad On The Lips All The Time?

They need to have a Sager Day in the NBA now. All of the players wear outrageous suits to the games and they auction them off for cancer research. It would be a cool way to remember Sager and would be a lot of fun for everybody.

The most dangerous people are the ones who believe their destruction is for the greater good, or working for a higher cause.

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