I don’t think there’s a show with more comedic talent than “The League”. Duplass, Scheer and Kroll themselves are funnier than every CBS comedy combined. Toss in the other cast members (including the criminally underrated Katie Aselton) and I seriously have no idea why this show isn’t consistently in the running for…

Pictured here: one disturbing dick

I don’t know what happened to you today that you read that into my comment, but I sincerely hope your day improves.

HONESTLY WHATEVER I CAN’T BE WORRIED ABOUT HOW WE OVERTURN IT RN I NEED IT TO JUST BE OVERTURNED

Well, you do have to forgive him for wanting to watch all that Baseball and Basketball. I mean, the Knicks, the Mets...he just likes hanging out with other folk that haven’t done anything worthwhile since 1973.

You guys, I’m starting to think that Floyd Mayweather might be an asshole.

Imagine if the boys should show up to prom with backless tuxes and cutouts in protest?

Great. Now the city is going to have to spend extra money to control the bear population. I hope you’re all happy.

Wouldn’t a chocking hazard be where you fall under the wheel of an airplane?

WALMART Y U NO HAZ DONER KEBABS GODDAMMIT

Mmmmmm now I want döner und pommes. Except the place downstairs uses chicken instead of lamb and it JUST ISN’T THE SAME.

Those pickles are cool because their mascot is a stork, which is the universal symbol of having an unwanted baby because your Christian pharmacist wouldn’t sell you your birth control and your shithole state only has one abortion clinic left.

Ah, the hummus flask. I myself have evolved an anteater tongue for this reason.

LOL @ the idea Wal-Mart would cave to any sort of law other than the law of making $$$$$.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Idiot on the field grading scale:

He’s just used to having extra O’s at the end of things where they shouldn’t belong.

HAHAHAHAH Yes! Those poor millionaire producers!! Let’s laugh at them while they count their Smurfs money.

no standard toilet could possibly bear the weight of a three-ton cyborg sitting

"To me, I think he's told us an awful lot with how he's handled it," Smith said. "It's not like he's getting ready to go into the NFL and scrutiny is coming his way. He's gone through it a couple years now, and he's answered the bell. That's what you have to do. You have to have tunnel vision and do your job. Looking…