I don't know why but I feel an immense level of satisfaction when you guys rip into a product for whatever reason. Can you make this a weekly feature?

Yes, it is. In America, running from or struggling with a cop is a death sentence. It's not right, but it's the way it is. Cops need to be treated like wild animals. They are dangerous and unpredictable. You have to comply with all orders, regardless of legality. You have to announce all movements prior to…

So I'm black.

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

One thing I found interesting in recent news (and by "interesting" I mean "depressing and soul crushing") is that, while 36 black people were killed last month, officers being killed in the line of duty is at all time low and, according to an NPR report I heard over the weekend, there has been 46+ days without an…

when i was in the military we would know about “random” urinalysis about a week in advance. that’s not enough time for the blunt man, but for a lot of other recreational drugs it’s more than enough of a heads up. and just remember, dudes weren’t sure if they were coming back so they were partying like it, so that…

They are stenographers. I am a stenographer, but I don't do closed captioning, I do court reporting in the courts. The reason you see an error like this is because they are stroking multiple keys at once at anywhere between 225-350 words per minute, and sports captioning is incredibly difficult because of the…

"God, she's beautiful...I mean, 'Her phenotype is pulchritudinous.'"

You know, it is possible to take great care in how you dress and simultaneously give no fucks in what people think about it. She clearly does not. She has her own amazingly ridiculous style that is in great contrast to what she does for a living. It appears that she enjoys wearing clothes and wearing nice things. But…

CHEESE IT, BOYS! We've been made.

he had a weird name, suck`s that he is dead now. probably in hell too

Idiots! That's California!

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@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

Here's one I only recently — and with great reluctance — admitted to myself:

"Oh boy, I hope he's not talking about the genetic lottery, because you can't monetize height."

Wow. Wow.

Sometimes citizens have to take risks for the greater good of getting a dangerous cop with extremely poor judgement in a car who also has a gun, off the streets. The cops aren't going to clean their own house, you know. Not without proof, and an internet following of that proof.

The real crime?

During the 2001-02 season I interned for a NBA team in their corporate sales department running promotions. One of the promotions I ran was where we gave out a bunch of tickets to different schools to each game. A student from each school would come down for a picture with a player at half time. I would wait with the…