“Microsoft is a hardware manufacturer now”

“Microsoft is a hardware manufacturer now”

Yo, you can just say that Adora isn’t getting you off the way the 80s version did - none of the extra words you used made it any less obvious that you’re looking for a way to jerk it to a kids cartoon.

No.

Yeah I’d argue the other way around. If I buy an audiobook (which I do, frequently) it’d be nice if they included the text. But I get it, and authors and audio producers and voice actors and publishers all gotta eat.

I don’t think you really understand how being a tech reviewer works...

Touting the brighter front light is a bit of a surprise to me. My biggest complaint with my paperwhite (first generation, I think) is that the light is too bright. I always want a way to turn it off or dim it further. Does the new one give you the option to do that? The last thing it needed was a way to be even…

I’ve come to terms with the Wachowski Sister’s changes to V for Vendetta. Mostly because they updated the story to from a criticism of Thatcher to a criticism of Bush.

I hated the V adaptation- the Wakoffski siblings did not get the source material at all. But in a way, Watchmen was worse- it bored me.

Those two projections on the right and left are the claspers - rays use them to place seminal fluid within the female’s cloaca. The thing in the middle is a prolapsed hindgut, if I’m not mistaken - probably everted due to the change in pressure when the fish was brought to the surface.

Exactly, and because I would only have intermittent use of a tablet even if I tried it was frustrating to keep it consistently charged without leaving it plugged in all the time while I wasn’t using it.
I don’t travel much, nor do I need anything more powerful than my phone when I am out usually. If I am going…

If my child stopped playing video games and started going to church, I would be very concerned.

We qualify all sorts of things, legally and socially/unofficially. The only reason people constantly get into Whataboutisms in cases like this rarely have anything to do with stopping ALL forms of antagonistic behavior, but to silence anyone who tries to call out particularly frequent or egregious examples of gross…

Well if someone is trying to mug you and you get the upperhand I think its fair for you to take their wallet.

Honestly, I play Galaxy of Heroes and have for about 2 years now. I also have spent a grand total of $0 playing the game. In terms of how far games go to make you spend money GoH is pretty light and does a good job of offering you things for free.

“Seems like an objectively shitty thing to do.”

No. The extremely high-speed probe burned up and incinerate in Saturn’s atmosphere at high velocity. Any life on the probe would have gone from frozen dormancy to cooked alive in a very short period of time. Of the moons, only Titan has any sort of appreciable atnosphere and it’s too thin of a layer to cook off the…

I just heard 2019 say ‘hold my beer’...

...and she gave us what I call, hands down, the best pointing-of-a-finger sequence in cinema history.

Look, it’s the end of the semester, you got some MDMA, you got some octopi... things happen.

Rigorously testing one’s random curiosity is the foundation of science.