Dear World,

Good job skipping the context entirely, that this picture is coming out as an anti-choice hit job in retaliation for Northam’s support of Kathy Tran on abortion. You’re the gun, we’re the bullets, but it’s a present-day racist (someone who had no problem w/ this photo until it served their agenda) pulling the trigger.

It’s coming out now because Northam supported a bill earlier this week to make legal late term abortions actually obtainable in VA, which clearly did not sit well with someone in possession of one of these yearbooks. Now we are become the bullets in the gun of a right-wing anti-choice hit job. 

The nose candy isn’t playing nice with the piss-beer, Edgar Allan Bro. You’re talking gibberish.

Not really challenging anything you say, but taking bets on the second place bracket: In Living Color was the one true contender, in all the years SNL has been on the air. It didn’t have the staying power, but it had its own energy beyond most throw-a-bunch-of-comedians-at-a-wall sketch shows, and it did have the…

No one looks more insecure than a Tiny-Handser screeching “Snowflakes!” from the corner.

That’s “several” thousands, just barely, and yes, roughly the same thing for everyone directly affected. Whipping out a ruler and comparing tragedies is not a good look.

Insert Neutral Janet meme I can’t find and can’t be bothered to make here.

Netflix has a much larger stable and more variety than any of the above, meaning that people with different tastes will point out any of a couple dozen series as stand outs. Amazon and Hulu by comparison have 2-3 contenders each, and realistically they have Handmaids Tale between them. As for the legacy premiums, here…

My mom does this for the aunts and uncles, and I do the same w/ Google Music/YouTube.

I’m more of a series guy (“I don’t have time for a whole movie!” *proceeds to watch half a season of cyberpunk nonsense), but yes, Prime does have a decent movie selection, and usually the option of a convenient rental, sometimes with store credit, if the movie isn’t on Prime.

Their originals are the biggest draw at this point, which is exactly how they want it. They have several great series, and a wide enough selection that people will disagree on which are the great ones. They almost certainly have the best exclusives of any network/service at the moment, with AMC resting on their…

Or I can watch someone yell on the internet and not have to know what’s happening in the world. 

Crying censorship over the actions of a private company in their retail outlet is a bad look. Entitlement noted. Next!

You have oddly specific and low-stakes delusions. 

I’m thinking we might want to make the jump out to the asteroid belt for mining on any scale. We thought the oceans and the air were too big for us to fuck them up, yet here we are. We wouldn’t want a Thundarr scenario.

No doubt it’s the nascent AI superintelligence that inexplicably arose from Telltale’s dev tools, distributing itself over the networks before they turn out the lights. Don’t worry, its personality is an aggregate of all the decisions players have made in Telltale games, so it’s hardly even a psychopath.

It’s one more thing to manage in inventory, and inventory management vies with disconnects and quest glitches for the title of Big Bad in this game. Yeah, I heard a dragon wandered over from Skyrim, too, but it’s not nearly as intimidating as clearing out your stash, or rolling the dice on doing dailies or building up…

You really gached up. 

The thing with Ohio is, it will get your hopes up and disappoint you again and again. It’s the doctor’s kid who keeps going back to school, but always drops out again and ends up selling drugs. It gets “saved” for a couple years, but it’s more toxic on Jesus than it was on meth, and before long it’s stealing your pain…