They would be insane to change it because “We’ll take care of it” is their brand identity. If you wanted to be in control of your device yourself, why did you buy Apple?

I’ve just learned that I’m hillbilly enough to think this looks like fun. Not sure how I feel about this breakthrough.

He’s looking down on the shitbirds now.

Conan Exiles. I have my doubts how much polish we’ll see when it officially launches on Tuesday, but bugs aside it’s in a damned good place right now. It’s easily the most enjoyable surviving/crafting game out now, and 88 hours in I haven’t seen half the content.

While dozerboy didn’t leave a manifesto as far as I know, attacking government buildings is very much in keeping with the predominant ideology of U.S. white terrorism. Not being a terribly coherent ideology does not distinguish it from other terrorists’ thinking.

Probably safe to say the original “Killdozer” was Theodore Sturgeon’s science fiction novella (1944).

Carrying out an elaborate plan of mass destruction based on perceived grievances against a government and community doesn’t sound like terrorism to you. What exactly does it take?

Were you an Olympic hopeful by any chance? Can’t help but admire those backflips. He launched an elaborately planned attack against a municipal government and a community, bringing along two assault rifles, and you say the reason you have trouble calling him a terrorist is because emergency workers got people out of…

Clarification: it wasn’t an ad placed by the KKK. It was a flyer they had been distributing, which a reporter then scanned and included in its entirety in an article on the front page.

Juggling of granfalloons is strictly prohibited.

TFW you’re thinking “That article was okay, but it’s time to wrap it up,” and then you realize all of that was just the intro...

No. Most people are going to cruise with the default setting regardless of what it is, and those who do opt in will be a self-selecting sample and statistically useless.

A minute of that was more than enough, but thank you for the glimpse into yet another fandom I will never, ever understand.

Was that the point of every sixth paragraph that actually maybe said something? It was hard to tell amongst all the word-turquoise.

Can’t speak to the quality or durability of the arms advertised here, but I spent considerably more on an Ergotron dual arm six years ago, and it’s got to be the single best computer accessory/component/peripheral I’ve ever bought.

Can’t speak to the quality or durability of the arms advertised here, but I spent considerably more on an Ergotron…

We’re all sorry you’re here, mate. Try to learn from your mistakes.

Were any trees burned in the writing of this article?

See? It could be worse. You could be watching sports. *glances at masthead* Oh... I’ll see myself out.

I’ve been sciencing the shit out of the red planet with my weekend.

I had a lot of reservations about trying another game from the Tropico devs (found 4&5 dull as paint), but six hours into Surviving Mars, so far I’d say they did alright.