It’s not the first time Wallace said something about race. the last time he had the crap beaten out of him.

Um, the Prizm was a rebadged Corolla, not a rebadged Tercel.

I think the Prism was a re-badged Corolla built at NUMMI.

I’m sorry, but boomers aren’t going to buy that mower. It’s mid-engine. 

They wear jean shorts while mowing the grass anyway, seems reasonable to me.

Neutral: GM Honda Partnership:

Here I am killing all the covid and you morons are off buying Chinese SUVs with all your sweet stimulus money! SAD! No more checks for you people. Didn’t I ban Hyundai because their 5G routers were spying on us? Let me make this clear, my son does not do cocaine. He was high on America. I have that effect on people,…

Rivian: “All your employees are now belong to us”

This is all accurate other than the last point. 

Image is sourced from the Institute for Family Studies.

If you don’t live in Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Austin or Nashville, I do not believe you. 

I’m a Tesla owner who does Crossfit and orders black coffee at Starbucks. I’ll come to your house and yell through the window if I have to.

Usually the randoms walk up to me. I suppose things are different in opposite world?

...to the surprise of only of a single isolated Innuit family living in the arctic.

how you can immediately tell someone is a poser ass wanker: they got a pair of these on their 35k 2 year old Tacoma/Wrangler

So what we have here is a fancy new way to pile more stuff on top of an SUV in order to overland all the way to work during the week, and to the mall on the weekends? Can’t wait to see some gas tanks and Hi-Lift jacks mounted way up high for the daily commute.

And by fight back, you mean it activates the turn signal autonomously and politely changes lanes.

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…

Somebody is going to buy this and badge it as a GNX to impress people at car meets

The Venn diagram of “people who said ‘Buy American’ in the 1970s” and “people who said ‘Jap scrap’ in the 1970s” is so close to a perfect circle, you’d need a magnifying glass to see the margins.