You’re only meant to lick the boot, but congratulations for being able to deep-throat the entire thing.

I do not need this, but I definitely want it, which is something I never expected I’d say about a minivan. The owner deserves a prize for keeping the interior cleaner than that of the average minivan with 1/10th of its mileage.

Steadily gaining from a start that didn’t go as well as Max’s. To me, it looked like he had the pace to get around Sainz before he lost power that didn’t fully return after the sensor issue.

He was down about 8 seconds at one point. The SC brought him back within range of Sainz on the restart, but after the failed overtake, Sainz left him for dead as before. He also gained 2 seconds in the pit due to a slow Ferrari stop, but that hardly made a dent.

They may have remedied it quickly, but he was down on power for the rest of the race. The safety car and fresh tires were the only reason he was within striking distance of Sainz at the end. The gap between Perez and Sainz after the sensor failure was huge compared to what it was prior.

Max managed to get fastest lap, and led all but 9 of them. He missed out on pole (and with that, probably leading every lap) because he didn’t get many practice laps on Friday. Perez ended up stuck in 4th due to engine trouble, and if not for that, he’d have been on the podium, maybe even on the 2nd step (I’m not…

Perez saw the podium helmets before the race started and thought “nah, I think I’ll skip this one.’

They spent all that time and money developing the new car, but when it came time to place the order, they chose the base trim and didn’t spend extra for the upgrade alloy wheels.

It’s a quite a big tantrum they’re throwing, over a painless vaccine. But, look on the bright side: can you imagine how much worse it would be if the government had mandated bathing regularly?

Daily Mail Investigates One Gallon of Ocean, Finds no Evidence of Whales

When the “protesters” are flying flags which symbolize racism and genocide, their rights are no longer relevant.

The Smokey & The Bandit Cosplay Festival/temper tantrum which is blocking the bridge contains people waving confederate and swastika flags, so their cause is not just.

They’re waving nazi flags, as well as the treason flag flown by the slavers who revolted in the 1860s. It’s entirely appropriate.

Nah, it’s only “The Verstappen Line” when they penalize you for taking it.

They wrote the rulebook the way they did for a reason, and if we’re going to start talking about how it’s applied, there’s the part where Lewis made his own track layout through the runoff area and came out miles ahead. No penalty there.

Hamilton is true sportsman; he didn’t win today, but unlike Toto Tantrum, gave his interviews, shook hands, and then walked away. On track and off, I have only the highest respect for him. He’s an incredible driver as well as an activist who uses his celebrity to do some good in the world.

His management screwed up,…

The rules are open to interpretation by the steward and the officials at the race, and that’s exactly what occurred. Whiny Like the Wolff protested, and lost, the end.

Those people are also a bunch of assholes. I’ve got nothing but respect for Lewis, who is without doubt one of the top 5 drivers ever, the end. But between Toto with the stewards and the rest of the MB fans on twitter today, I’ve lost all respect for them.

Meh. If rules and procedures were exciting, I’d read court transcripts instead. But, whatever gets people aroused is fine by me, I’m not one to kink-shame.

Toto/Bono/whoever at MB cocked up a strategy call and didn’t bring Lewis in for fresh tires when they could. I didn’t see any article in the rulebook which says…

Oh, and there’s also this: