This projected increase in traffic is predicated on the assumption that knowledge workers will return to the office.  At this point, that is not happening.  In fact, now that we have 4 months of largely successful remote working under our collective belts, it is increasingly unlikely that we will return to the same…

It’s as if tens of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

FIFY

There’s no point trying to figure it out, because Trump is a fucking moron who doesn’t understand how crumple zones work.  He was complaining that cars get too badly damaged in wrecks, and that if we relax fuel economy standards we can use “more steel” to make them stiffer.  These heavy, durable cars will be safer…

Owning this would make you Cameron’s unseen dad in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

Actually, Trump doesn’t care what happens. He just needed to show his voters he is shoving it to California. If it gets shut down in court, he can claim liberal activist judges. It’s all an election ploy.

Are you kidding? Think of all the wrecks leaving the Cars & Croissants meets in Yurp. Total carnage.

This would immediately be the best looking Nissan sold in the US. Heck, badge it as an Infiniti if you need to, they don’t have much else going on, 

Current Hertz employee here. Contrary to popular belief these are probably the best taken care of used rentals you can buy. Unless something went really wrong at some point, these aren’t getting into the hands of the weekend traveler who reserved a Yaris, they’re being rented by people who actually are willing to fork…

Can we please stop pretending we get any efficiency out of capitalism if we keep using government cash to prop up large corporations that get too moribund.

If they need aid, break them up into chunks that can safely fail.

As a Michigan resident, this shit is so embarrassing.  

Meanwhile in Michigan...

No, we will not have Mexico opening, we will close Mexico. I don’t think it’s coincidence that someone named Westbrook (sounds Spanish to me) is discussing Mexico. If Labrador Obra Din has a problem with that, he can feel the wrath of my tariffs and beautiful long words. It’s time Mexico started manufacturing…

Don’t take Precidia if you’re allergic to Precidia.

I had a good laugh at this. 

I have never before used this quote as often as I have in the last few months.

Don’t bother offering “Blue book value”.

I’m the kind of idiot who would show up and buy the thing (albeit not at that price, but closer to $6500 seems realistic).

Your comment hits me close to home, I work with a girl named Jordynne. Her kids, both boys, are named Aydynne and Jaydynne. She drives a Ford Fusion though. Maybe some day she will get that new Rogue.

I’m planning on driving my current car into the ground.  After that, I’m buying an EV.  So impeached tiny hands can do whatever the hell he wants, I’m done with ICE vehicles.