Guh, if you wanted to make it super hi-res, use a style that looks like Akira Toriyama drew it, not this weird upscaled, cheap Flash file look.

This is just a D&D version of "Scientifically Accurate DuckTails" but worse and with less music.

I know this would make it super easy, but LeapMotion + Surgeon Simulator.

Oh, if we could only harness the power of Steve Jobs spinning in his grave right now, we'd eliminate fossil fuel use.

There's the deep dark secret about most Miyazaki films: They're either about WWII, allude to it, or imply a world where it never happened.

I can't wait for the articles about how, as a black person or female, this video affects them.

Guh, Superman was a pretty big letdown, I was hoping Snyder wouldn't do the next movie.

That's a pretty popular drink they'll all drinking.

You know you're in deep shit if six year old systems are outselling you by such a large margin.

If Kaiju blood is toxic, how'd Hannibal Chau survive being in the stomach of one. Surely, the acids of a Kaiju stomach are just as toxic or more than its blood.

Also, if the Jaegers used the swords to kill the Kaiju while they were duking it out in the ocean, they would have never reached the city in the first place.

Yeah, the first Jaegers didn't (which is why the Russian one didn't have one) but Gypsy Danger had one all through the Hong Kong fight and forgot about the sword until the Kaiju with wings picked it up. They even forgot about the sword until the Jaeger was so far up the atmosphere that falling may have destroyed the…

I grew up in Asia. Trust me, I've seen more esoteric Giant Robot anime than Voltron in my youth.

I'd rather they didn't use the sword as a convenient dues ex machina but had the Jaegers use it form the very beginning (with the Hong Kong Kaiju) and have the next wave of Kaiju (the ones near the portal) evolve a defense…

If the Japanese chick didn't remember that (she was there for the full upgrade process after all, and was even the person who said they were upgrading it), at least Elvis-Bowtie guy back in base could've gotten on the radio and said "FYI, you have a bigass sword in each arm now. We've conveniently labelled it 'Sword'…

Which, I feel, would've made for a better story. If the first few Kaiju (the ones in Hong Kong) were killed fairly easily with everything the Jaegers had, and the next wave had adapted to it (with armored plates and such), it would've made for a better movie overall.

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It was great, except why the hell did all those Jaeger drivers forget that swords are literally the best thing to use against the Kaiju?

What was a good 15 minutes of punching Kaiju to death in Hong Kong was solved in a fifth of the time using that sword that Gypsy Danger had when they were near the portal.

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I actually never got any glitches in TLOU. Barring Bethesda games, I rarely get any glitches in any of the games I buy actually, so I've always wondered how many times people play a game to get to this point.

Oh man, I have vaguely fond memories of this game. I think it was mostly how vast the world was and how cool the water effects looked. Also, sound design wasn't too bad.

Yeah, because Lightning clearly has the body type that your average modern woman has.

All you'd need to do to make her look exactly like Cloud is change her hair and flatten her chest.

... which kinda says something about Square's base character designs.