Unfortunately, that ‘Beta’ bit is often dropped

I do wish the slideshows would die a horrible death. I refuse to look at them even when the topic seems interesting. 

Dear Jalops,

lmaoooooooooo it was 100% a Pontiac 

Did your brother have a pontiac?

But you’ll be fawning over it once the work’s done.

“Doe!”

“That’ll be $2,000.”

Repairing the damage from that is gonna cost some bucks.

Is it weird if I read it in that character’s voice?

Comments section is gonna be gold Jerry, gold.

Quantum Entanglement = Plaid. Mel Brooks got it right.

I’m not sure if we know what will happen if we break that speed limit.

Did you read the article or just skip it to post that?

Hard disagree. That 6 series still looks ugly.

186.3 miles per milisecond. It’s not just a suggestion, its the Law.

Will the HVAC system clear out one of my farts? To be clear, not a fart. My farts.

I will forever refer to it as NPOCP because I am old jalop and I will continue to refuse to accept that change

The Mid Night club in Japan had a code... should anyone die as a result of their high-speed actions, they would disband the club immediately.

Unfortunately, such an incident came to pass, but they stuck to their word. The club, and the high-speed antics, ceased immediately. A few stragglers tried to get it going again,…

I want to commend you on describing the occupants of the second vehicle as innocent bystanders (even though they were not standing by) and not describing the people in the crowd as innocent bystanders. I don’t wish harm on anyone, but they weren’t innocent bystanders, they were idiots there to participate and take in…