Just don’t watch it. More importantly, don’t hate watch it.

It’s because Toyota is ashamed of how goddamn ugly the thing is.

I can’t be the only one who thinks this car is hideous...right? Like I cannot stand the rear end of that thing. The front? Eh, not so bad. The rear? What the fuck happened when they sculpted it? It’s like someone sneezed when carving and they went, “Eh fuck it we’re outta clay. keep going.”

Ze problem is your a drinking in your BMW, which is verboten, and you were punished appropriately. 

I’d rather save up another $5k and get a base M2.

You never stipulated I had to be able to afford it -

This simply can’t be. This is exactly how Trump is hoping his tariffs will work, which I have read on the internet, isn’t possible.

I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.

For what it’s worth everyone in Jalopnik’s slack chatroom is yelling at Erik for the backup-camera take

Heat? Pathetic. Camera?? DOOR SEALS???

This. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who does something for a fucking living getting told how to do their job by some jackass, like if you know so much, get up here and put the rock in your truck yourself asshole.

255 is about as wide as you can get a 17 these days. There are a couple oddball 265/40 (which are way tall and super old - I’m talking PS2-type old), but you need to go to 18s for anything wider.

I am so feeling this wheel/tire sidewall ratio these days.

What you did there, I observed it.

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

The only way it could have been better was if Zanardi was driving.

Honestly, the thing kind of looks like a parody of itself.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Increased compression ratio = more efficient engine = more power and higher fuel economy.

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I am.”