What evidence does the NFL have of Mr. Landry's PED use, beyond that his arms look like preternaturally over-developed legs?

I can't wait to read the interview with the wedding planner on this gig…

A "jamoke" is a mook-in-training, fyi…

Well, if nothing else, Mr. Watt certainly has career possibilities, post-NFL.

Isn't it just great how too much money elevates the human condition?

This is the Face of Blinding Entitlement, Post-Adolescent Edition…

I have literally had guests, while clutching their cell phones, tell me they were Yelping me whilst I was giving them the evening's specials.

Right, wasn't he the keynote speaker at the recent CPAC convention?

Being a great dad, my friend. And if that's wrong, you don't wanna be right.

I think it helps if you view the phenomenon of "chef supremacy" through the lens of mass media, C.A. When the media trolls around for a subject/target, they need to find a star, some person to anchor their concept. The chef is the natural manifestation of that dynamic, especially when restaurants became the locus in…

I think this unfortunate episode may be the first time I have seen Madonna exhibit a human emotion, to wit:

The poor man, he's like a world-class sports-car with tires that can't withstand the speed and torque he needs from them to reach his fullest potential.

Oh, we're not friends in that way that two people have a deeper relationship. We're two guys who were in the same place at roughly the same time, each one trying to get to the next rung of the ladder. Steve ascended steadily, and with great vigor. My path wasn't anything like his.

Well, thank some as-yet-unnamed-deity for that fact!

I know. I actually think we're overdue for another glancing bump.

From your lips to some Higher Power's ears, SOG!

Your disclaimer aside, can I say that your comment was obviously free of any snark, and registered heavily on the Sincere-o-meter?

Thank you for reading and commenting so generously.

All I can say is this: I can sell things I believe in.

Did anyone ever tell you that you are possessed of exquisite taste?