Your Clevelandness is showing…

You know, if somehow you could've worked in a reference to Tommy Bartlett I would have given you the Nobel Peace Prize for Most Puns Involving the State of Insanity That Is Wisconsin.

As desirable as it would be for justice to be swift, it would be a hell of a lot better if it was just.

The only person in this piece who is tragically blind is Mr. Jones. That Mr. Wonder's inability to see in conventional terms doesn't limit him from a sense of vision that transcends mere sight illuminates Mr. Jones' plight even more.

Though understandable in a moment's rage, the couple that apprehended the driver of the car is way beyond lucky that person wasn't exercising their Second Amendment right to bear arms at the time they confronted him, or this episode could've ended with infinitely more tragedy involved.

Your lame swipe at a man whose contributions to contemporary music in a career that is titanic in its output and impact is almost beneath contempt.

Isn't it great how the Twittersphere elevates the human condition?

Little known fact about Richie:

"Bullying incident."

Her breasts are her most genuine trait.

Beyond this movie's contribution to full-onset adolescent diabetes, is the squandering of Ms. Wallis's considerable talents. Through no fault of her own, the Hollywood Star-Wash has done a mighty task (and grave disservice) to her shimmering gifts.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a bingo! Please hold your cards…

I would if only I got the reference.

The man played arguably the toughest position in the game at the highest level he could achieve, and this is all you've got?

I would say you're half-right.

Don't you just love it when everyone acts so reasonably and civilized?

These were the only real Road Runners, the '68 through 70 models.

You must remember this:

I know Mr. Odenkirk has achieved a considerable amount of fame and success over the years, but back in the 80s when I knew him, his most salient trait was his razor-sharp ability to annoy.

Never, if only because it would cheapen my ultimate victory.