They literally perform indoor parkour: they bounce off of everything in a panic that some theorize is induced by their vision, that interiors look very threatening to them, so they tear it up in an attempt to get out. It gave birth to the epithet to "go squarely," if I am not mistaken.

Dear Helen,

Growing up in the Midwest, this is the book on squirrels: They look great on your lawn; Never, ever let them into your house. They go squirrel-shit crazy, and the fallout is not pretty.

As a veteran of the food services industry here in the City of Lost Angels, I have served many celebrities. One of the most interesting aspects of having done so is to observe the people the celebrity hangs out with, especially as it relates to non-celebrity friends.

After watching this clip, I won't ever hear the phrase "mayo on the side" without flinching.

Having toiled in the coal mines of Hollywood for more years than I care to admit, I think it was my close personal friend and confidante Vic Morrow who once told me that the apple never fell far from the tree.

Back in the early aughts, I was working in a restaurant in Venice Beach. One busy Saturday night, Mr. Downey and his son walked up, wanting to know if we had an open table. Unfortunately, we didn't. And when we told them as much, Mr. Downey looked down, then back up, as if to say, "Hey, could you just pinch us in…

Not at all. In fact, thank you for taking the time to explain yourself.

Thank you. I hope you don't mind me asking, but, how so?

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I couldn't agree with your analysis more if I had multiple personalities and they all agreed with you.

Watching this video, trying to parse out who's right and who's wrong, I am left with the inescapable fact that there is no such thing as common sense any more. It has officially been added to the Extinct List.

What is so disheartening about all of this beyond the obvious is how the mainstream media is the primary aider and abettor to the fiction that the White House refuses to compromise on this issue. Once again, the Radical UnLeft has defined the debate with their turbo-charged version of revisionist history: the…

What is so disheartening about all of this beyond the obvious is how the mainstream media is the primary aider and abettor to the fiction that the White House refuses to compromise on this issue. Once again, the Radical UnLeft has defined the debate with their turbo-charged version of revisionist history: the…

I've always felt that Dave Eggars was kind of like the literary Jimmy Carter: They both reached pinnacles of achievement but made bigger practical inroads with what they did with their fame AFTER said achievements.

Any piece of writing that even remotely connects Mr. Odenkirk with the concept of hot/heat/warmth of any kind, loses me as simply incredible.

Mr. Santo clicking his heels is the picture of the heights life was capable of reaching in the early summer of '69.

Mr. Santo clicking his heels is the picture of the heights life was capable of reaching in the early summer of '69.

I don't have children, but I instantly understood the value of this man's picture.

Oops re the speed of sound. Thanks for the insight.