This sad excuse for a human being isn't even a real dick.

I expect the blowback from this move to be not-so-swift, but oh-so-pointed: If Mr. Cucinelli succeeds in outlawing the above-mentioned sex acts, what's left for all of those closeted members Virginia's GOP faction—naked Yahtzee?

You came through with flying colors, my friend. You make the undeniable point that Florida's laws promote death, and they do so with a jaundiced eye.

You're such a font of wisdom, I can't help but then ask you to reconcile the Martin case for me with the case where the woman in Florida recently received 20 years in prison for firing warning shots into the air as the result of threats made to her by her abusive spouse?

For a magazine of RS's stature to put this criminal on the cover is shoddy journalism in that it buggers a (not-so) subtle dynamic: putting someone, anyone, on the cover of your magazine is a de facto endorsement of that person. It's an act that flies in the face of the contemporary dictum that there is no such thing…

Does it ever occur to you that by acting publicly the donors in question may be trying to prompt others in like financial situations to get involved and do their part?

In a related story, Chuck E. Cheese unveiled plans for their next venture, Shuck 'n' Tease, a full-service strip club with on-site babysitters.

Reading of Mr. Timberlake's situations prompted me to imagine the look on Bruce Springsteen's face back in 1975 when he found out that there was a huge ad campaign for Ex-Lax right around the release of Born to Run.

With all due respect, when it comes to placing any comments Ms. Coulter makes, I find it immeasurably helpful to remember that when she speaks, she does so on behalf of the desiccated cunts of the world.

There is nothing more insufferable than the zeal of the convert.

In a society predicated on vacuous conspicuous consumption, how can this woman be anything close to being news?

Actually, I think that what's on display here is what enabled Mr. Noah to perform at the level he did in these last playoffs: The man has an indomitable sense of play, in the most admirable and constructive use of the word.

A waste of sperm and egg.

That last case of debris Mr. Odom littered the street with contained the remnants of his once-promising career....

Ms. Hasselbeck is the answer to the question of what ever happened to the first runner-up for your high school homecoming queen contest.

In the cases cited here, the toupes are simultaneously the terrorists and the acts of terrorism.

They say that only two things smell 200-year-old shortraker rockfish.

In Ms. Deen's defense, it should be noted that white sheets are optional and making S'Mores over burning crosses will be frowned upon.

If this thread was a tennis game, I think you may have just hit a winner down the line.

With no snark whatsoever, I think the "Veranda" reference was a play on "Miranda" as it related to the veranda/front porch pictured here.