I respect all parties concerned more for the way they handled this botched call and the fallout than if things had gone as they should have.

@Steverino Begins: Why is it that I feel like I am hearing the voice of experience in that last caution?

@Steverino Begins: *hands clasped in gratitude, I bend in thanks*

The act of publishing this picture unto itself constitutes a crime against humanity.

Ms. Nixon, assuming that you went through a couple of wardrobe choices before you chose this Hindenburg, can you please forward us pictures of the ones you opted out of?

After sitting across from her and gazing into her bottomless countenance, I left the building and had this overwhelming urge to go back to her place of residence just to make sure she had turned her iron off.

"No Turkey Unless it's a Club Sandwich."

@curiousgeorgiana: Yeah, it really cast him in the role of odd man out, pun intended.

The ancient Greek historian Thucydides said it best when he was writing about the immutable lessonss of the Peloponnesian War: "The powerful will do whatever they can, while the weak will endure what they must. Especially when there are bat-shit photographers who look like this reject from the Who's Who of…

Mr. Feldman champions the cause of accountability and its absence in the case of Mr. Haim, but for all that I have read of Mr. Haim's life in the past couple of days, the one constant I come away with is the same one Mr. Feldman references: no accountability.

@comment_ninja: Thanks, Ninja. You do too.

@AC_Titticock: You don't have a comment to share. All you have is no compassion.

I want to commend you for writing so eloquently on a topic that must scrape your soul raw just to mention, let alone detail with such precision here.

@Steve U: Garlic pizza?

Have you ever noticed that men named Dick are almost universally well-named?

@robina: do the words "publish or perish" have redefined significance in light of your comment? perchance, they do...

Next time you folks post something as grotesque as this, how about a little heads up/disclaimer. Something along the lines of "Not for the faint of heart" or "This clip is not for those of you who might be upset at watching a grown man soil himself while trying to ingratiate himself with the homecoming king and…

As I watched this clip from behind a leaded screen, I couldn't help but feel this creeping sense of deja puke (very much like deja vu, but worse)—Ms. Rinna's lips had a certain virulent bloat that I hadn't seen since TMZ released the photo of Rihanna, post—Chris Brown Death Match/Love Duel.