Joke harder please

RTFA, there was another incident where they got fucked by the refs who didn’t notice Urschel checking in as eligible

I think the rule should be that eligible receivers need to put on a pair of khakis.

No, there was an incident where a pass to John Urschel got called back because the ref didn’t see him check in as eligible clear as day

I’m just concerned about the feelings of the Arsenal fans.

As someone with a degree in English Education, I’m crying like Jordan right now.

For background: I formally took the ACT twice (over a decade ago, so time may have taken its toll) and both times got a perfect on the reading section. This is only relevant to prove that under time constraints, my reading comprehension is significantly above the mean of college bound Americans.

What does it even mean? Seriously “deserved only by” alone should have someone shit-canned.

“If your sentence has five commas and no lists, write new sentences.”

If you want to write a long story that paints a complex portrait of a villain, it is adivisable to first find a villian with some degree of complexity. Former college football player turned cop who likes to rape women ain’t exactly Richard III.

“Good year for me from unemployed to the Super Bowl!”

“For the last time, Mr. Tomsula, you are not allowed to live in Levis Stadium!”

Critics like to say they miss when hip-hop was rappin

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

“Women have no business ordering around men who are twice their size!”

I mean. It is true. All NFL coaches are physically superior monsters who intimidate their players into doing what they are told to do. Bill Belichick is what, 8 feet tall, 450lbs? When he tore that one offensive lineman’s spine right out of the guy’s back I thought, gosh there is an offensive genius, no wonder his…

This is not discrimination against women.

Thank you. I came to post this. That guy. Fuck that guy.

“This is an IT fix. Stop replying.”

Why should we assume that Hillary, the original Republican neurosis, will somehow be more accepted in a Republican congress, unless you’re tacitly admitting she’ll help pass Republican sponsored crap?