I watched this video a number of times and it took a while to figure out what the hell he did. A quick search found me a nice example:

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

He wasn’t the straw that stirred the drink, but the ice itself.

I love his facial expressions in this one. There’s a real “go on, tell me more” quality to them.

Anquan Boldin played with his jaw wired shut and no painkillers.

#fireemoji

Actually, when you phrase it like that, it seems like they both have to be true.

Mike Florio graduated from law school!

Can’t both things be true? Can’t he be remarking on his restraint, while also inadvertently revealing how much rage he inspires in others on a daily basis? I like to think so.

Wait, so is Florio proud of himself in this context or not? Is he sitting back to admire his own impressive self-restraint, or is he quietly reflecting on the overwhelming contempt that his words breed every day? Should I be pitying him or thanking my good graces that he can’t hear what I shout at him every time his…

OH REALLY, FOOL, YOU PUT YOUR FINGER UP IN MY FACE LIKE SOME TOUGH GUY? WHY, I OUGHTTA ... I OUGHTTA ...

I think a footnote is in order for WYTS 2015 Jets edition.

Thanks for elevating this discourse. I honestly don’t know what we would have done without you.

Claiming Floyd is the greatest is like naming Australia the mightiest military country on earth because it has never lost a war.

Indirect free-kick, rather than a penalty, I believe.

That’s exactly what it looked like. He was about to catch the ball, then suddenly realized he couldn’t use his hands. Ouch.

100% the fullbacks fault.

“Man, things were way better in this country back in 1738.”

“lol Kobe calls 17/38 a prtty good nite haha” - every god damn comment

We’re emphatically not trying to help him. We despise him. But I tried to make this article about Cecil and about trophy hunting, more than about this specific idiot, whose name is already everywhere on the internet.