No caviar shall be allowed in the owners box for six games.

You hit someone, you're fired. I wish more people understood that. If I deck someone at my office, I expect to be 1.) arrested, and 2.) fired.

This goes beyond “not being a nice person.” He assaulted a producer for the show for 30 seconds. No matter how much money you bring in, workplace violence tends to get people fired.

Not every has a Vita/Xperia device. In fact I feel pretty confident in saying that most people don't have a Vita/Xperia.

Not everyone has a Vita. In fact I feel pretty confident in saying that most people don't have a Vita.

The 90's? Really? C'mon son... don't be so knowingly ignorant.

I just want to say, I think "Me and My Shadow" might have been a nice accompaniment.

WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE???

That black llama juking that dude out of his shoes could be on an And1 Mixtape

I learned so much about Sun City by watching this. I think alpaca my bags and head on out there for the weekend.

Brennenstuhl threw out Heath's allegation that the White Ribbon Campaign discriminates against men, but allowed to proceed Heath's claim that the Argonauts threatened to cancel his season tickets over his complaint.

Steelers fan here. Geez! Lay off the guy! It's not like he raped anyone... wait...

Woah now hold on a second. If I gave you the impression that I'm back pedaling from the stated opinion that Tom Brady is a smug Uggs wearing douche bag who deserves all the karmic payback that's coming to him then I apologize.

I actually think that every single team in the league doctors, adds air, removes air, or does whatever to their footballs. Just read the NYT story about what Eli does. Or Aaron Rodgers quotes. I think it's been an unspoken gentlemen's agreement for years now. Hell Peyton Manning is the one who pushed to get the rules…

I wouldn't be tense if I was telling the truth.

It would be easy to tell a joke here about Tom Brady's testicles, but I don't want to touch that low hanging fruit.

"Maybe they should read the rule book." -Tom Brady last week in reply to complaints about the Patriots' unique formations against the Ravens.

No wonder that guy spews so much shit, he's got a rebellious asshole.

Asshole@TheCivilAssHole

Thought maybe this guy was a UNLV alum at first, but then considered that he knew how to both read and write; I retract my original assumption.