TheSimulacra
TheSimulacra
TheSimulacra

Obviously, this idiot is as deserving of scorn as anyone currently drawing breath, but in the interest of giving a complete picture, I would suggest that he has also gained fame by being a very willing punching bag for writers whose time would probably be better used on just about anything else. He lives for this kind

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first. I may or may not choose to give it to you.

award winning blogger chuck c. johnson routinely falls for the updog joke

The most head shaking part of the story is Boston College playing in a major bowl game.

It didn't work out so well next winter when a cop let the Japanese Navy into the Aloha Bowl.

"Fucking hobbits..."

Would you stop by my house Albert? My pantry's running out of salt and I don't want to go to the market.

People can say what they want about Balloon Boy's dad, but at least he didn't wear sweaters like a cape.

Penn Holderness: [reads article]

In a high school game, on a field like that, the odds of making two might have been the same as for a kick attempt.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

We're on it!

Donald Sterling needs to lay lower than this.

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"